This is a column in Isolezwe Newspaper, written by Volovolo Memela. He has a crazy style of writing, and is usually very amusing (and sometimes a bit harsh and biting, in the way of all satire).
Today’s Ngeso likaVolovolo had the following headline:
Ningabhubhudli imali ngoKhisimusi nibhave ngobhiya bese sinibona ngoJanuwari seniphashile!
When translated, this comes out as:
Don’t y’all drink down your money inordinately at Christmas, bathing in beer so then we see you in January all dusty and grey like a formerly wet hide drying in the sun!